Kurrr…..
I know you completed the lyrics….DONT DENY IT.
You said ‘Kurta Phad ke’ didnt you? hah! YES YOU DID!
How have you been? All good, yes?
We’re doing fab as usual. I say FAB in the hipster way…like, you know ‘YO DAWWG, WHATSUP MAN!’
First of all, Today is the 6th? Do you know what on the 6th of June? No not kids getting depressed over school starting in 7 days, lol…NO! Although we feel really bad for them, BUT TODAY IS ROHANS HAPPY BUDDAY!
I say Budday in the ‘Kya Raju bhai kidhar jarella hain‘ Â way.
Wanted Sundar Sushil and Tikao Katrnia Kaif for Mr. Bhansali’s gift. Should also wear Pink saree on wedding day!
Other awesome birthdays also happened such as Awesome-Ahmed, Savy-Suprit, and Dhinchak-Dushyant, with Oreo Cake, Cheeps, Samosa, dreenks, and games.
Now about the team. Trust me, with what you’ll be reading in a couple of five seconds is honest, just like Salman Khans dance style. None of it is made up, none of it is scripted, and none of it has anything to do with Kangana Ranauts boxed LIP job.
Ok, ready? GO!
Rajhu ji- He’s the man and most sweetest guy you’ll ever know! The dude says ‘WHATS UP’ better than you me and the other 100 million wanna be hip-hoppers. Trust Raghi Ji to sort everything out in office. He is one of the prime reasons why no one in office faints or throw chairs at each other cause hunger.
Raj- Raj is the Aaj of crazy! He’s Rajhu Ji’s sidekick, full on tp!
Now let me introduce the newbies before I start ranting aimlessly.
We present to you the coolest and the most recent joinees in our team! Nilisha, Siddharth, Hardik, Anisha, Devika, Noopur, Saloni, Rahul, and Tanvi! They’re our latest additions and trust me the crazy is rubbing on. For instance, we have Rajnikant who plans out saturday parties, for more details and PR, consult Mr. Rahul Mundhara….
The team keeps loosing it each day. Trust them to
- steal chairs,
- hit each other with spoons
- wear lungis at meetings
- groove to ‘ACCHA SILA DIYA’,
- steal food,
- play in the rains…extremmmmly normal, dunno why “some” people found it crazy”…*rolls eyes*
- Forget to check internet speed
- Steal FREE food, I mean who does that, man?
- Not give the right people the right number of oreos
- Forget USB cables and trouble others for it, I mean jeezz!!!….*hides face*
- eat the sliver of the cake even before birthday boy does
- Trouble awesome people…..*kya bataaon tumko, kitna yeh bacche humko satate hain*
- Talk to themselves
Do you know, Kaustubh was the original Search Engine? Jobs and Gates just couldn’t handle the data. Poor bloke tried telling them that ORM can be handled by virtually punching the person in the face but they didnt listen to him. He’s our asset now. This dude can actually crack you up, just go into his dreams once in a while 
Do you know, we have someone in office who is a Social Media Optimizer by day and Batman by night? No, we’re just saying, Gaurav usually comes to office with dark circles. We’re not calling him Batman, but the next time you go to andheri in the night, just carry some peppar spray, you know, just in case. We’ll tell you the next day for any symptoms Red eyes.
Speaking of red eyes, this one person in office has red eyes instead of eyes. No he’s not Voldemort, No he doesn not smoke up—or wait….does he? Mihir, dude people are blaming you here , man. Karle le bhai kuch, reputation ki dhajiya lag gayi *giggles*
OHHHH!! This is during HOLI! – You know Dush na? Well he got pelted with water balloons during Holi. Stoopid kids, imagine them dancing. Now the whole team is scheming to do something about revenge and water logging. Not even Salman, Khan can do anything about it. He’s being Human, we’re being ..well go figure.
Our old married couple is at its adorable best. They have fights, stop talking to each other, the team flips out tries to patch things through, they get more flared up and thennnnn, finally a single cup of coffee does the trick. Devesh, Preme, who is curly taking about man? *Tries to keep a straight face*
Dont you jokers laugh, we have another couple in office. NAAM BOLU KYA? HAAN? BOLU? I’ll tell my mummy your name….wait, how did she come here? *must stop talking to myself*
We have serial-teddy killers. Seriously, there is this one video directed by this one person is office, trust me, that movie is bloody graphic man. Imagine all the gore you want to. It is a movie where love looses and a crazy mind wins. *Calm down, I didn’t direct* this.
Paresh did. Call me/ msg me if you want to see the video. Somesh is planning to file a suit against him and Hardik. Oh, did I tell you, he’s the other planner. This is our BD team, btw….You hurt them, we come and make Dolly Bindra sit on you. Simple, cool?
Jokes Apart, male-feminine ratio has increased. If you listen carefully and keenly, you will hear about 30 odd men celebrating. Dont ask me who, ASK ME WHERE. *coughs…dontmesswithme…coughs*
Anyway, the pretty clan is at its best, leading the show is Lubaina, Dear God, that woman is so beautiful she makes my heart ache. *OK calm down, stop getting ideas* and then you have the items, dolls, supermodels following. Dont hit on them, Raghu Ji and Raj man the door. And Raj is best friends with Dugga ji.
Oh, yeah, Dugga Ji- one word about him. Tall. Well said, Sonam.
HOW CAN ANYONE BE THAT TALL! ITS NOT FAIR! THIS IS INJUSTICE.
But then he makes up for it by bveing such a nice person. Siddharth is one of the sweetest guys I have ever known! Its just that you’ll never find me standing next to him, and even if you do you wont know I am there. *What? dont tell me, ask my maa why did never did any pull ups in her time.*
Another one who gives me complex is Mango wala bhaiyya, Rajesh ji. He too is extremlely sweet, so therefore I dont pelt any balloons in their direction. *DUSH IT WASNT ME*
Suprit, the only one who gets my jokes in office. He’s damnnn sweet man!
Sharad, rilllaaaxxx. This dude once found me cracking up for a stupid reason, is the only person in office who asked me if I was normal. He’s my good friend ever since.
John, Sharib…:) They’re damnnnn sweeet, man. Not exaggerating. You should see the amount I fumble during intros, and they still make peace with it…You two are awesome!
Vaibhav Bhai, not he’s not our con man. He’s the admin dean, the ultimate party financie…Meetings in the cabin are incomplete without Vaibhav Bhai’s presence! Really nice guy to talk to, and will always listen to you. Vaibhav Bhai, aap ke saath kaam karna accha kagta hain 
Sorry, aap ko bhul gayi 
Rahul, another sweet person I know. Is an extremely down to earth guy. I like messing with him so does Kiran.
Ohh, we have poets and Shayars in office. For the best ones, Go to Vishwajeet ji. Forget Sanskar channel ka pravachan, you want to hear the real deal about  life? Vishwajeet ji se baat ki jiye. Sacchi mein accha lagega.
Anyway, Bas ho gaya na…Aur kitna sunoge team ke bare mein? Just come and Visit us, dude. Full live coverage you’ll get! What better than, a team filled with, psycho-socio-hypno-paths and curly?
HAI I MISSED KIRAN! Oh he’s still the dude! Full timepass he’s become now, keeps trouble Padmashri…Padmashri, Five star ka ghoos dena band karo, public ko patla hone ka bahana chahiye, hunger strike pe chala jaeega.
Ok, if I’ve missed anyone I am extremely sorry, You are as important as chocolate is for me. Honest, to the Melodys Kaustubh gives me every day.
Team,
Different, crazy, stubborn, creative, dedicated and fun, you guys are honestly what makes us company, a company.
I love you guys, my  memories with you will be passed on to my grand kids, obviously in the end, Curly takes over the world, but the point is that I will remember you guys for life.
Too much emotions
OKTATABYE
Your Curly for life
P.S I will always keep sonam’izing around.
 
