I know you completed the lyrics….DONT DENY IT.

You said ‘Kurta Phad ke’ didnt you? hah! YES YOU DID!

How have you been? All good, yes?

We’re doing fab as usual. I say FAB in the hipster way…like, you know ‘YO DAWWG, WHATSUP MAN!’

First of all, Today is the 6th? Do you know what on the 6th of June? No not kids getting depressed over school starting in 7 days, lol…NO! Although we feel really bad for them, BUT TODAY IS ROHANS HAPPY BUDDAY!

I say Budday in the ‘Kya Raju bhai kidhar jarella hain‘  way.

Wanted Sundar Sushil and Tikao Katrnia Kaif for Mr. Bhansali’s gift. Should also wear Pink saree on wedding day!

Other awesome birthdays also happened such as Awesome-Ahmed, Savy-Suprit, and Dhinchak-Dushyant, with Oreo Cake, Cheeps, Samosa, dreenks, and games.

Now about the team. Trust me, with what you’ll be reading in a couple of five seconds is honest, just like Salman Khans dance style. None of it is made up, none of it is scripted, and none of it has anything to do with Kangana Ranauts boxed LIP job.

Ok, ready? GO!

Rajhu ji- He’s the man and most sweetest guy you’ll ever know! The dude says ‘WHATS UP’ better than you me and the other 100 million wanna be hip-hoppers. Trust Raghi Ji to sort everything out in office. He is one of the prime reasons why no one in office faints or throw chairs at each other cause hunger.

Raj- Raj is the Aaj of crazy! He’s Rajhu Ji’s sidekick, full on tp!

Now let me introduce the newbies before I start ranting aimlessly.

We present to you the coolest and the most recent joinees in our team! Nilisha, Siddharth, Hardik, Anisha, Devika, Noopur, Saloni, Rahul, and Tanvi! They’re our latest additions and trust me the crazy is rubbing on. For instance, we have Rajnikant who plans out saturday parties, for more details and PR, consult Mr. Rahul Mundhara….

The team keeps loosing it each day. Trust them to

• steal chairs,
• hit each other with spoons
• wear lungis at meetings
• groove to ‘ACCHA SILA DIYA’,
• steal food,
• play in the rains…extremmmmly normal, dunno why “some” people found it crazy”…*rolls eyes*
• Forget to check internet speed
• Steal FREE food, I mean who does that, man?
• Not give the right people the right number of oreos
• Forget USB cables and trouble others for it, I mean jeezz!!!….*hides face*
• eat the sliver of the cake even before birthday boy does
• Trouble awesome people…..*kya bataaon tumko, kitna yeh bacche humko satate hain*
• Talk to themselves

Do you know, Kaustubh was the original Search Engine? Jobs and Gates just couldn’t handle the data. Poor bloke tried telling them that ORM can be handled by virtually punching the person in the face but they didnt listen to him. He’s our asset now. This dude can actually crack you up, just go into his dreams once in a while

Do you know, we have someone in office who is a Social Media Optimizer by day and Batman by night? No, we’re just saying, Gaurav usually comes to office with dark circles. We’re not calling him Batman, but the next time you go to andheri in the night, just carry some peppar spray, you know, just in case. We’ll tell you the next day for any symptoms Red eyes.

Speaking of red eyes, this one person in office has red eyes instead of eyes. No he’s not Voldemort, No he doesn not smoke up—or wait….does he? Mihir, dude people are blaming you here , man. Karle le bhai kuch, reputation ki dhajiya lag gayi *giggles*

OHHHH!! This is during HOLI! – You know Dush na? Well he got pelted with water balloons during Holi. Stoopid kids, imagine them dancing. Now the whole team is scheming to do something about revenge and water logging. Not even Salman, Khan can do anything about it. He’s being Human, we’re being ..well go figure.

Our old married couple is at its adorable best. They have fights, stop talking to each other, the team flips out tries to patch things through, they get more flared up and thennnnn, finally a single cup of coffee does the trick. Devesh, Preme, who is curly taking about man? *Tries to keep a straight face*

Dont you jokers laugh, we have another couple in office. NAAM BOLU KYA? HAAN? BOLU? I’ll tell my mummy your name….wait, how did she come here? *must stop talking to myself*

We have serial-teddy killers. Seriously, there is this one video directed by this one person is office, trust me, that movie is bloody graphic man. Imagine all the gore you want to. It is a movie where love looses and a crazy mind wins. *Calm down, I didn’t direct* this.

Paresh did. Call me/ msg me if you want to see the video. Somesh is planning to file a suit against him and Hardik. Oh, did I tell you, he’s the other planner. This is our BD team, btw….You hurt them, we come and make Dolly Bindra sit on you. Simple, cool?

Jokes Apart, male-feminine ratio has increased. If you listen carefully and keenly, you will hear about 30 odd men celebrating. Dont ask me who, ASK ME WHERE. *coughs…dontmesswithme…coughs*

Anyway, the pretty clan is at its best, leading the show is Lubaina, Dear God, that woman is so beautiful she makes my heart ache. *OK calm down, stop getting ideas* and then you have the items, dolls, supermodels following. Dont hit on them, Raghu Ji and Raj man the door. And Raj is best friends with Dugga ji.

Oh, yeah, Dugga Ji- one word about him. Tall. Well said, Sonam.

HOW CAN ANYONE BE THAT TALL! ITS NOT FAIR! THIS IS INJUSTICE.

But then he makes up for it by bveing such a nice person. Siddharth is one of the sweetest guys I have ever known! Its just that you’ll never find me standing next to him, and even if you do you wont know I am there. *What? dont tell me, ask my maa why did never did any pull ups in her time.*

Another one who gives me complex is Mango wala bhaiyya, Rajesh ji. He too is extremlely sweet, so therefore I dont pelt any balloons in their direction. *DUSH IT WASNT ME*

Suprit, the only one who gets my jokes in office. He’s damnnn sweet man!

Sharad, rilllaaaxxx. This dude once found me cracking up for a stupid reason, is the only person in office who asked me if I was normal. He’s my good friend ever since.

John, Sharib…:) They’re damnnnn sweeet, man. Not exaggerating. You should see the amount I fumble during intros, and they still make peace with it…You two are awesome!

Vaibhav Bhai, not he’s not our con man. He’s the admin dean, the ultimate party financie…Meetings in the cabin are incomplete without Vaibhav Bhai’s presence! Really nice guy to talk to, and will always listen to you. Vaibhav Bhai, aap ke saath kaam karna accha kagta hain Sorry, aap ko bhul gayi

Rahul, another sweet person I know. Is an extremely down to earth guy. I like messing with him so does Kiran.

Ohh, we have poets and Shayars in office. For the best ones, Go to Vishwajeet ji. Forget Sanskar channel ka pravachan, you want to hear the real deal about  life? Vishwajeet ji se baat ki jiye. Sacchi mein accha lagega.

Anyway, Bas ho gaya na…Aur kitna sunoge team ke bare mein? Just come and Visit us, dude. Full live coverage you’ll get! What better than, a team filled with, psycho-socio-hypno-paths and curly?

HAI I MISSED KIRAN! Oh he’s still the dude! Full timepass he’s become now, keeps trouble Padmashri…Padmashri, Five star ka ghoos dena band karo, public ko patla hone ka bahana chahiye, hunger strike pe chala jaeega.

Ok, if I’ve missed anyone I am extremely sorry, You are as important as chocolate is for me. Honest, to the Melodys Kaustubh gives me every day.

Team,

Different, crazy, stubborn, creative, dedicated and fun, you guys are honestly what makes us company, a company.

I love you guys, my  memories with you will be passed on to my grand kids, obviously in the end, Curly takes over the world, but the point is that I will remember you guys for life.

Too much emotions

OKTATABYE

Your Curly for life

P.S I will always keep sonam’izing around.

Ok FINE!! we didnt wish you on new years, but you STILL went to watch Tonpur ka Superhero right????

WHAT? you think that green colored Ed Hardy hoodie could deceive us?

Accept it man, no matter what you wear no one can achieve a camouflage as HOT as Kamal Rashid Khan.

Dude..dont you know? He’s from Jupiter….Look up Deshdrohi’s posters….deeep down, yes right there …deep down in those CHINKI eyes you’ll see an alien laughing his ass out. And someday we’ll tell you the reason why he named the movie as Deshdrohi….not now, itna information ek time mein kaiko?

Dont listen to these losers KRK….you are awesome! Just like a Ligament tear.

Screw that!!! We moved into a new office now man!!! Its damnn nice, classy entrance…not that the previous one wasnt, its just that this time we wont crack our shins

Yeah, so this office is really nice and white , team got Donuts in celebration….I didn…whatever…bad mein vasooli karegi. But again, I wont gain weight….public will….then it’ll be easier to steal chairs…..WHICH BTW is like an sworn oath here.

Sheee man…..stealing chairs….and I thought sipping Fash’s coffee when she’s not looking was the cheapest thing one could do.

Haan bhai haan…HAPPY NEW YEAR BABY!!

Speaking of baby, can anyone lend us a blunt knife or something? no…just asking, we have a plan in mind and in blue print. Also send us a soft copy of Justin Beiber’s concert schedules ok?

yeah, we really Miss our old office, the memories attached to it, the vibrant colors, I miss the deflated balloon on th fan!!!  However, this is a new beginning…and before I get back to my non-sensical-spazed-out self again I would like to say something to all of you.

Raa for me isn’t just Walls, with Flat screened pc’s and coffee. It is something much more than that. Much more than timings, deadlines, layouts, calls and  a committed relationship with Photoshop and Fireworks.

I see the dedication, attachment and love for miniscule things here and it just fits in. All I am saying is, Thank you for making everything so comfortable and easy. I’ve been here during the best phases of my life, and the worst…but each and everytime tha I have been here I found myself cracking up, loosing it, and finding myself again. Thank you.

what I am saying is, Naya public, Purana Public….you guys are Awesome. Period.

AYE!

MARK ZUNKA BHAKAR ke saath paichan hain kya? dude, even his molar tooth will do. Yeah, we manage websites and Orm and more, HOW DIFFICULT CAN A MOLAR BE? and still if it doesn work out….CLIENTS HAIN NA!!!! *Pun Intended*

HE HAS CURLY HAIR!!!! *SMUGS*

RAA Randoms:

“Shailesh Himself is Spam”- Preme

“So difficult to teach your mom how to use the computer man”- Mihir….*HOW LAZY ARE YOU? *

“WHAAT DAA HAAAL SHITE”- Devang

“Guys let Sonam and her Pariwaar go”- Rohan….*arrre?!?!?*

Curly headed girl and Fash cracking up to ‘you are chocolate milkshake’

Shailesh calling himself JUND. *what does it meaaaaaaaaan?????

RAA FB FAN PAGE! PURE OWNAGE BABY!

“Did you get thrown out of the office?”- Ahmed….*there was no reception!!!!*

“hitttt him”- Dush…*soo many situations*

Hello, I am calling from Raa. What? RAAJ?…..*mil saale….mil tu*

Maila Mandal Committee: Devesh, Preme speculating over a random mention of the Blue Shir boy. *sheesh*

“Call that Slice Cake Man”- Fash *<3*…and yes she’s best friends with ants on the street. Talks to them.

“Preme you’re soo full of shit man” *GUESS WHO*

Preme is officially in love with Urvashi * for more details…ask the curly headed girl*

Free laaddo….thanks Supreet *haan chal na, I ran for an extra half hour that day*

“du? phatke du?”- Rajesh to devang….awww

Lub lub lubaaaaiinaaaa- soo pweeety!!!

WILL ANYONE ELSE EVER WRITE A BLOG HERE!? I am sorry, if I didn mention you…You are just as precious to me ask these guys.

Dude, this site is awesome man, I’ve been ranting about like a maniac for months now, and I just realized that the moment I log in the Wordpress Blog Panel *smug* greets me by saying, “HOWDY SONAM” whoa! man….

but just FYI…I am not really into Cowboys. But yes, I appreciate the sentiment…so I save whatever I have written till now….

I log off..TATA!

Log in Again

and before you say, “HOWDY”

I say, “HOW ARE?”

and Google crome says, “satiya gayi hain buddhi“

Au Revoir!

The curly headed girl…still curly

P.S: Yes, I am learning French….and NO!! SALUT is not a calorie free croissant.

P.P.S: And yes, I WILL drain all of my sanitizer in your coffee if you ask me to say something in French.

Those who missed me a.k.a the Curly headed girl say ‘Jai Jawaan Jai Kisaan‘

So yeah, here I am back again baby! *Must Calm self*….and it feels awesome!

Btw tell me one thing, If they’re converting anhoni to honi and honi to anhoni…are Amar, Akhbar and Anthony just wasting time?

Lol..sorry, this is what happens when complex supaaah khaul mind goes on hibernation mode for 3 months and rather than ranting senselessly begins to solve suicidal math problems.

The team has grown, er…well physically, the mental growth has been restricted. What?! that’s ok! we’re all a pack of retards. why else would we all obsess over a thirty year old Brit dancing to the tunes of some nonsensical compilation call Sheila Ki Jawaani?

P.S: SCREW YOU! I THINK SHE’S HOT!

Foosball table has become Langda Tyagi….Sorry Handyman from Walkeshwar, sticking fat paper bits has not helped!  you think m cribbing? BUY US A NEW ONE THEN!

The purana public is still there.

Devang- No offence to Pinto inside the cooler, but Raa ain  fun when he’s not around. Padosi….really good to see you man. nd stop chatting with random women man….you’ll have to pay on the date, chod de…fone kar unko, aur hi ke badle “Jai shri Krishna” bol de….if she still doesn hang up, say, “Aap Kitne ka Chanda Doge”…Shaiesh ki Sheila ki kasam…she’ll hang up.

Kiran…Big daddy of raa, come late for 3 days and say goodbye to your flashy date at HRC if you snooze for 15 mins daily. Sumdi mein give him a five star…see if it works, dont blame me if he eats it and still doesn do anything about you coming late…Kaun bola tha 5rs ki Five star dene ko? CHINDI!

Rajesh…he just keeps getting awesome at his graphics man. Want to pimp something online? Get in touch with him.

Fash..I MISSED YOUR HAIR!!! she’s the same….has gotten really good at fooseball…she can whip some solid ass these days. *MALE EGO DESTRUCTION MODE*

Supreeet…AND THE VOCALS HAVE FINALLY RISEN! He too hasn changed…damn sweet. wanna hear a senseless one liner? get in touch with him. ohhh and er..he’s called ‘Soups’…*giggles*

Ahmed- Boss Man..had a gig in California…YES I CAN CALL IT A GIG CAUSE IT WAS INTERNATIONALLY ACCLAIMED AND THE AUDIENCE GAVE IN AN STANDING OVATION AND WE’RE ALL PROUD OF IT.

Rohan-

Dear Reader (NOT FROM RAA)

So basically you’re telling me that you have a boss who’s a total ‘under-the-table-when-you’re-wearing-shorts‘ Mosquito??

HA HA! too bad for you! Cause mine’s really intelligent, crrrazzzy, and fun and very impressive. Kaun bola apply nai karne ko?…Boss man…tis fun when he’s around

Dush- Did I tell you that he had a guest lecture at Hr college??? ON ENTREPRENEURSHIP!!!! lets just hope those flea market Luueesss veeetooon baggits learn a thing or two. else there’s always a way of persuasion….*evil grin*

Shailesh- He married Munni…saw Sheila once when he went shopping, dumped Munni….is now happily obsessed with Sheila. Keeps ranting ‘WHATS UR NAME..WHATS UR NAME’ …aye bhai isko koi lyrics la link bhejo!!

Internet- we’ll she’s menopausal man…poor thing, gets hormonal frequently….at times she’s ON!! at times she’s a pure B…yea ok, get the hint! Likes only them flashy laptops…no wait, thats her step sister.

now the new characters

Somesh- The greatest BD man since Vince McMahon….if you dont know who he is…ask someone to give you a choke slam.

Devesh- He’s funny! I mean really….can crack you up without you having to stab someones eye out. Oh and he gets lollipops for the kids here at raa!!

LOLLIPOPS MAN!!! YOU ALL ARE A BUNCH OF 25 YEAR OLDS! lol

Nilesh- Boscoite, He’s damnnnn sweeet! Although he thinks m the weird. but again…who doesn?

Lubaina- She’s so neat and clean and tidy!!! and yeah….superb kurtas she has…Just fling an occasional bottle on my side, hope it hits someone ese..THAT’LL BE FUN TO WATCH!

Padmashri- Hi…I am the curly headed girl..and I am the most random person you’ll ever meet.  YES CAPTAIN PLANET..even more random than you. well since I have never really spoken to you…tell me when you’re like really hungry, will buy you a Nariyal Pani…Paani Jyada Malai Kam…:)

Prem- If Hitler were alive, they both would be eating Vada Pav as I rant. Makes weird Bingo commercial sounds…

Sharad- He looks like Justin Beiber!!! well the hair style….I loved your white cap on that weird Cap day…he’s sweet

Mihir- His hair gives me complex….hah! but still they’ll never be as sexy as mine..loller. He’s my padosi…Flashy Andriod man…lol, mast tp hain

John and Shaarib -They’re both the puraana party….bloody hell NEVER PLAY FOOSEBALL AGAINST THEM…chavaani ka izzat nai rahega.

ohh yeah, Sneha isn here anymore….and we all miss her and her quirky Laugh. should be someones alarm clock….no really. Coming to the point, we all miss her.

Additions to the culture:

KOPI wala- No its not the Kopi Luwak…its Coffee with extra sugar…probably some 5 kgs or so.

Malldaar Dildaar- Bhel Puri wala

Gas chamber

FLASHY MICROWAVE….Yeeaaaaah baaaaby! we do eet een style!

Will shift to new office….Happy new year after that.

Rohan gets his Dabba to office!

Ahmed has a new wardrobe of superb jackets…Garami mein kya hoga?

Weird spastic deflated balloon on Fan spins my head right round

Two margarita glasses and noone has the courtesy to make one for me…but I prefer Baileys

WE OFFICIALLY KNOW OUR ADDRESS….*still cant guide you* get a flashy fone with GPS man….Kitna Kaam karooge?

Works flourishing babbbaaay!

Tu haan tu! Samne aake baat kar!

well, thank you for your enormous support. Although we never really did receive any of your gifts and blank cheques, its never too late

Kidding, we only accept kadak rokda…in 500 ka bumdles, in a samsonite briefcase.

So this is me, the curly headed girl, getting back to work…Love you guys!

and yes…finally

“Yahaan bhi hoga…Wahaan bhi Hoga…Ab to sare Jahaan mein hoga…Kya?

MERA HI JALWA!!!”

Hello guys.
I have been working on of my projects lately for my company’s client, a movie-poster. In due course I was left to work with 3.9GB PSB files which happen to occupy approximately 40 GB of scratch disk during the active workflow. I got my PC geared up with 2GB dedicated graphics memory and 3GB RAM but nothing seemed to be handling the files smoothly.
Today, I found a short podcast by Bert Monroy who explained to work with big photoshop files. He was working with a PSD file that takes 11.6GB in rasterized form. But he was able to work on the file as if he was editing in real time.

Now the trick to do that is pretty simple. By default, any document importing/ placing settings is set to be in 8 bit channel. So, all we need to do is go to Image>Mode> 16 Bits/Channel or 32 Bits/Channel.

I hope this solves all your problems in handling large files.

[ VIEW THE TRAILER ON YOUTUBE ]

]]> http://raastudios.com/blog/prototype-marketing-the-new-mantra-for-marketing-and-getting-investors/feed 0 http://raastudios.com/blog/zeher-hain-ki-pyaar-hain-tera-chumma http://raastudios.com/blog/zeher-hain-ki-pyaar-hain-tera-chumma#comments Mon, 28 Jun 2010 13:00:27 +0000 sonam http://raastudios.com/blog/?p=21 So yeah, trying my best here to avoid making my usual entrance,

Aap sun rahe hain aaj ke mukhya samachar…

Kiran Seth namak ek grahak hain rajasthan se Devang Prajapati pe bhagwan ke naam par tagline bananeka ka aarop dosh kiya hain, unka yeh kehna hain ki Devang poori din kisi se chat karte rehte hain aur kaam na hoone par JAI SHRI KRISHNA JAI SHRI KRISHNA bolke sab ka mann behelate hain, Kiran ka yeh mannna hain ki jab ki woh high voltage mein kaam karte hain….to devang sahab kyu nahi?

Aaaj Parsi Colony mein taapmaan kafi bad chuka hain, Fashutana pe iska poora effect lag chuka hain.

Abhi tak kisi ko fukkat ki coffee nahi mili hain, iska karan yeh hi hain ki kisine office boy ko doondhneki kooshi nahi ki…..desperation itni bad chuki thi ki…Rohan saahab nein courier waale ko bhi poonch dala.

Padte rahiye Raa Tak….mein aapki curly headed chokri aapki ijjajat leti huun, aasha hain ki aap barish mein bheeg chuke honge.

ok, i swear learning abc in KG was easier….need to improvise on shudh hindi. who’s following the world cup man?  Argentina was on bloody fire yesterday….although England loosing was sad indeed.

I was doing this research today, looking aroun at the parivaar around me….and a thought lingered around.

I see these guys everyday, nd honestly irrespective of the situation, they all are very VERY different from each other. So that got me thinking even more and i kept wondering, if they was this song that played in their head what would it be?

DISCLAIMER: The lyrics of the songs have nothing to do with them people associated, so dont go double questioning me thinking m going all profane on this. NO! its the total feel. Enjoy!

Rohan, Ahmed & Dushyant-

So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your jobs a joke, you’re broke, your love life’s D.O.A.

It’s like you’re always stuck in second gear
And it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month,
or even your year
but..

I’ll be there for you
When the rain starts to pour
I’ll be there for you
Like I’ve been there before
I’ll be there for you
‘Cuz you’re there for me too…

SHAILESH:

Hum Bhi Hain Josh Mein
Baatein Kar Hosh Mein
Hum Bhi Hain Josh Mein
Baatein Kar Hosh Mein
Yoon Na Aankhein Dikha
Sailaru Sailare Kya Bola Phir Bole Re
Sailaru Sailare Kya Bola Phir Bole Re

RAJESH:

La La La La La La Lala La La La La
Tere Naam Hum Ne Kiya Hai Jeevan Aapna Sara Sanam
Ho Jeevan Aapna Sara Sanam
Tere Naam
La La La
Tere Naam
La La La La
Tere Naam Hum Ne Kiya Hai Jeevan Aapna Sara Sanam

SUPREET

govindaa aala re aala
zaraa matki sambhaal brijbaalaa
arre ek do aur teen chaar sang
panch chhey saath hain gwaalaa
govinda aale re………

DALTON

Do u wana partner o partner 2
let me let me say]2
let me let me say

[Dil dhadak hai yeh mohabbat
Udta ja re behisaaab tu]2
Tera pyaar hai sawaal bhi
uska dede khud jaawab ttu

Lekin kintu parantu bandhu
haan
Lekin kintu parantu bandhu
Saamne woh aati hai
Dil mein dhadkan,Muh mein zabaan aur saasein ruk jaati hai

FASH:

Sunrise
Sunrise
Looks like morning in your eyes
But the clock’s held 9:15 for hours

Sunrise
Sunrise
Couldn’t tempt us if it tried
Cuz the afternoon’s already come and gone

And I said
Hooo, hooo, hooo
To you

DEVANG:

Mehendi Te Vave

Malve Ne Aeno

Rang Gayo Gujrat Re

Mehendi Rang Lagyo Re (followed by preluded JAI SHRI KRISHNA)

SNEHA:

chhoti si umar parnai o babasa
karo tharo kai main kasoor
hooooo kai tharo karo main kasoor

KIRAN:

kesariya balam aaonee
padharonee mare des rey,

 padharonee mare des
kesariya balam aaonee, padharonee mare des

SURAJ

APDI POODE POODE POODE

APDI POODE KAANA VE!

Please take all of them in a sporty way, If you feel bad for whatever song was chosen,

 AAAI SHAPPAT Next time i'll take Akshay Kumar's Khiladi song.

LOVE YEW GUYS!!!!

See the love that flows in? This is the Raa pariwaar, where we have our very own, 

Mummy, daddy, choti bahu, saaans, sasur nd the making of ekta kapoors next serial, 

only difference we dont have any komolika aroun and dont want to. Devang wish Jai shri Krishna her out straight away!

Too many Buddays!!

1) Fashutana (Pen drive chor 2…Kiran tells me Rohan is the first one) had her birthday on the 14th May

2) Dushyant’s on the 15th of May

3) Supreet on the 29th….awesome budday sunday he had

4)Ahmed on the 31st

5) Rohan on the 6th of June

Even though Fash shamelessly ignored the budday cake nd fukkat food….the Raa team had a wonderful time on celebrating the others. Ahmed’s party was supercool…with us playing cricket nd then reminiscing in the old office…Rohan’s was also fun with the TOTAL “HAWWWWWWW” feeling of a surprise party given by us to him..:)

Moving on, YES…PEOPLE HAVE GAINED WEIGHT and all the piled on fat is the prime reason why everyone apart from the awesome curly-headed girl Sonam, plays lousy fuse-ball. She’s to Supaaah khaul…lol. Work just keeps getting better, with current projects such as Dj Exceleon, FOR REAL, Braciliato, Grace Builders….THE RAA TEAM IS KILLING IT!

The boys are at their unusual best…

Devang at his chirpy JAI SHRI KRISHNA, Has started to randomly sing WAVE YOUR FLAG at his worst…makes his padosi wanna stab her eye out.

Kiran is getting more settled on his blue print to lock Devang in the bathroom, He swears by it. HE JUST GAVE ME A HUGE BOX OF LADDOOOS!!!!! * WEIGHT GAIN SCENES COMING UP*

Dalton…well, a lil birdie told me that he keeps reworking the Marlyn website…hmm I wonder why? * Preluded Smiles…Dhinchik Dhinchik!!**…OH BTW! did I tell you he makes one of the most awesome coffee’s ever?

Dalton’s Recipe to AWESOME SUCIDAL COFFEE

• 5 tsps nescafe powder
• 1cuppa hot water
• fragments of sugar

Anyone in the Post- Exam Result Purgatory phase plz feel free to walk in nd have it.

Rajesh…well lets jus say he’s damm kicked bout his new coming pc…He’ll probably treat her like a bride. NO PDA WANTED IN OFFICE. He’s like the older brother in office…..very sweet bhaiya…Devang learn something!!He calls devang Chota Bachcha…..LMAO!

Ohh!!! theres an addition to the cute lil pariwaar…..We have our very own Mr Management with us now….SURAJ! yes he’s pursuing his PG from AMITY. Nice guy….Keeps to himself…throws in a couple a PJ’S once in a while

Shailesh….Well lets just say without him, the cut-throat competition at the Fuseball table wouldn have existed. He’s like a Horse in New Zealand on a sugar rush.

Fash…She’s a cutie…very helpful….steals pendrives tho, hides them in her blue TMNT wallet….KYA KARENEKA ABHI?

Dhaval…M telling you….he loves his music, downloads around 500 songs a day…he’ll have his very own Ministry of Shah running online soon…FULL ON GUJJU SONGS REMIXED WITH INFECTED MUSHRROOM ND AKON BABY!!!!

Supreet….New boy…where is he? anyway…nice guy, keeps to himself…

Dushyant…He’s the ultimate Tic tac chor….I saw a whole box this afternoon, cant find it now…he offered me a few tho He’s dam sweet…SO TALL!!! Will never ever play fuseball with him man….i need to save my snubbed nose

Ahmed…have never seen someone so kicked while playing cricket…nd yes, he’s the ultimate Flex Lord

Rohan…ARRR CAPTAIN…I BE HAVING A REALLY GOOD TIME HERE. Articles scenes happening…yay..God PHUN BECOMINGMENT!!

So thats that….whum did I miss out on? ( will anyone bother to write a few anecdotes about me? I mean I am quite awesome like that)

Anyway….this time…next post shall be posted very soon…I swear on Fash’s Blue Chappals…heheheh

See I told you! THINGS ARE CRAZY HERE!!!!!